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I Love Eating Jesus Short Sleeve T-shirt

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Inspiration behind the Design:

How this came about is actually hilarious and totally Holy Spirit. I happen to voice record all of my good ideas on my phone, and one day, I notice in a meeting, that the people I’m sitting with who are substantially older than me (20+ years) have all these tell-tale signs of old age. And I get to thinking about immortality and ageing and death and on my way home, I’m making a recording about the process of ageing and death, and I talked for 4 minutes, saying pretty much straight nonsense (and I will definitely release the audio, to show just how out of left of field this revelation came from during that recording), that was until the last 6 seconds. Out of the blue, out of my mouth comes this string of words about eating Jesus’ body, drinking his blood. Basically what Jesus said at the last supper, AND ALL THROUGHOUT THE BIBLE. It was crazy, in that last 6 seconds of recording I knew I had stumbled onto something revolutionary. That’s when I realised I had stumbled into the greatest held revelation maybe ever. – We are meant to live a life of eating God.

But that’s repulsive right? Yeah that’s what they said in John 6! Many were offended and walked away that day! Jesus said, EAT MY BODY AND DRINK MY BLOOD OR YOU CAN HAVE NO PART WITH ME – John 6:53. As modern-day Christians, the church has once again said, we are not going near John 6, and we will have no part in eating Jesus body or blood because that’s horrific. OK. HFSP in life.

Personally I had never watched nearly any of Justin Paul Abraham’s material until I got this revelation, because to me, he was obnoxiously weird, and I didn’t not appreciate that obnoxiousness. But once you get this, you see that he’s really speaking from experience, and he isn’t wasting  single word, and he’s not exaggerating and he’s not using strange words like yummy and delicious and honey to be obnoxious. Jesus is the bread and the Wine. He IS the food at the love feast, the banquet that he prepares in the midst of our enemies. He said “"Very truly I tell you, unless you eat the flesh of the Son of Man and drink his blood, you have no life in you” – John 6:53. When you understand this and when you go and you commune with Jesus and you go into the heavens and you eat him, you are totally blitzed out of your mind in love with Jesus.

I’ll probably end up writing a book about this because it is amazing what you can do when you eat Jesus. The LIFE is in the BLOOD! Immortality comes from eating Jesus. If you know you know. And have fun offending some easily offended Christians.

EGK Level: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

T-shirt Specs:

This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders have taping for better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.

.: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size